Xu Mason

McSweeneys: 

• Finally, a Book That Cannot Be Banned

• FAQ for Choosing the Asteroid Option at Our Wedding Venue

• Plato’s Cave Regrets to Inform You It Will Be Raising Its Rent

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Reductress: 

• This Lipstick Is So Long Lasting It Can Be Used to Carbon Date Your Remains

• ‘Joy Is an Act of Resistance,’ Says White Woman Captioning Instagram Butt Pic

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Weekly Humorist: 

• Tips on How Newly Transformed Chinese American Mike Huckabee Can Assimilate Into Asian American Society

• Rejoice Mortals! We the Gods of Olympus Have Agreed on a New Code of Ethics to Hold Ourselves Accountable

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Widget Mag: 

• Now That My Nephew Paddington Bear Has Been Arrested, I Care About Prison Abolition

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The Belladonnas: 

• I, Your Childless Sister-in-Law, Have Some Helpful Thoughts on How You’re Feeding Your Baby

• Daily Affirmations for Women in Comedy

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Points in Case:

• Maybe You Don't Need Masks After All, By a North American Vulture

• A Prayer for the Trader Joe's "Ethnic Lines" No Longer With U

• List: Reviews of Video Games Made in Quarantine

• List: Jane Austen's Characters in Quarantine

 

Flexx Mag:

• Evangelical Can't Believe Everyone Buying Into Virus No One Can See Or Hear

• Just Like Home! New 'Animal Crossing' Update Introduces Deportations

• Wow! Systemic Racism Got An EGOT!

• Quiz: Is It Antifa Or Just A Noise Outside? 

• Asian Grandmother Exhausted of Being Mistaken For Tee

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Funny-ish:

• Classic Children's Books Rewritten by Conservatives 

• Boo Radley’s Tips On a Fulfilling and Healthy Life in Perpetual Quarantine

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Little Old Lady: 

• An Obituary For A Beloved Comedy Theater

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*Full list available upon request

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